This is my list of 21 reasons that explains why American society is totally fucked. Period.
- We re-elected George Bush.
- Questioning your country is deemed unpatriotic.
- The government's domain suddenly includes my vagina.
- In the modeling world size eight women are considered plus-size.
- Abstinence is considered a realistic "solution."
- The Evangelists are no longer considered insane.
- Religion has a place in our science classes.
- People still think Saddam Hussein had something to do with 9/11.
- Paris Hilton is a bigger story than our energy crisis.
- Our current administration thinks allowing torture is a great idea.
- People haven't figured out Wal-Mart is evil yet.
- People thought the War in Iraq was a good idea.
- Some people still think the War in Iraq is a good idea.
- People think Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson actually do things for black people.
- Anne Coulter hasn't been killed yet.
- People have the time to get worked up over an exposed nipple or the word "fuck."
- We compare the War in Iraq to WWII.
- We "protect" the institution of marriage from people who want to get married (totally stole that from Roy Zimmerman.)
- There is still a form of Reefer madness present.
- People refuse to acknowledge that China is kicking our ass to the curb.
- You can be impeached for lying about fucking a woman but you can't be impeached for fucking over an entire country.
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